"Hey, we may both be trapped in the same soul-killing minimum wage slave post, but at least I can get skin cancer, too!"
Archie's magical powers of levitation continue to develop, although I'm hoping for an impatient customer to come careening around the bend and knock his head clean off. Also, everyone in Riverdale is apparently illiterate and incapable of making a complicated decision, as the drive-through menu consists of pictures of four items and not a single word.
Apparently, working in the trans fat mines are not enough demeaning work for Mr. Andrews, as he is also involved in the most pitiful case of white slavery ever. Betty's undisguised class rage in panel two continues to threaten to explode into a fit of proletariat violence. Archie and Veronica must be returning from the plastic surgery center, as Veronica's boobs seem to defy gravity. Maybe Archie is using his mutant powers to make them levitate. The machine that produces this strip must also share hard drive space with pirated episodes of Heroes and a copy of Das Kapital.
Archie's magical powers of levitation continue to develop, although I'm hoping for an impatient customer to come careening around the bend and knock his head clean off. Also, everyone in Riverdale is apparently illiterate and incapable of making a complicated decision, as the drive-through menu consists of pictures of four items and not a single word.
Apparently, working in the trans fat mines are not enough demeaning work for Mr. Andrews, as he is also involved in the most pitiful case of white slavery ever. Betty's undisguised class rage in panel two continues to threaten to explode into a fit of proletariat violence. Archie and Veronica must be returning from the plastic surgery center, as Veronica's boobs seem to defy gravity. Maybe Archie is using his mutant powers to make them levitate. The machine that produces this strip must also share hard drive space with pirated episodes of Heroes and a copy of Das Kapital.
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